Tattoos Your Mom Would Hate

Picture this: It’s you and your mom sitting on her bed together. The tea is boiling in the next room over. Fleabag is playing on your mom’s computer (you are feeling a little in love with Andrew Scott as the hot priest). You are doodling sweet little tattoos on an 8” x 11” piece of printer paper and occasionally on your arms. Your mom asks you what you are doing and you tell her you are brainstorming all the tattoos you want on your body/on other people’s bodies. Your mom says “Or they don’t have to be tattoos. Just drawings.” She loves you; she hates tattoos. 

Here are all the other tattoos your mom would hate.